Your resume does not need another polite pep talk. Roastly turns vague claims and sleepy bullets into a sharp, funny critique—with the exact moves to make it hit harder.
First roast free · no card · beta only
New · concierge betaRoast My Room“Strategic self-starter” is doing a lot of unpaid overtime here.
This resume has 12 action verbs and exactly zero receipts. “Improved engagement” is not a result—it's a witness who refuses to name names.
The useful bit
Replace one vague bullet with a measurable outcome: “Led a 3-person launch that lifted trial-to-paid conversion 18% in 60 days.”
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to use.
No mystery process
Paste your resume or bring a PDF. We only look at what you submit.
Pick a playful nudge, a proper roast, or the full hiring-manager stare.
Get the laugh, the specific notes, and a clearer next move for every weak line.
The feedback loop
A sharp, readable roast card that makes your friends laugh before you quietly improve the bullet.
Choose gentle, proper, or ruthless. The rule stays the same: punch at the draft, not the person.
Beta offer
We're inviting a small group into RoastMyResume.ai while the engine is in beta. Create a free account to request access; we'll tell you when it's your turn to bring the heat.
Early access
$0 / first roast
The free beta roast stays free. The Nice Version is a separate $9 one-time upgrade when you're ready for the rewrite.
Questions before the burn